The Thing I Never Told You

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The Thing I Never Told You I have kept this secret for eleven years. Eleven years of laughing with you at parties, of being the first person you called when things went wrong, of sitting across from you at that small suya spot on Allen Avenue where we always ordered the same thing. Eleven years of knowing that the version of me you loved was built, in part, on a lie. Let me start from the beginning. Chidi and I met in 2009 at a cramped cybercafé in Surulere. We were both second-year students at UNILAG, both broke, both pretending we weren't. He was printing an assignment he hadn't started yet, and I was watching him spiral into quiet panic, and something about that made me laugh. Not at him — just at the whole situation. The absurdity of it. He looked at me, and then he laughed too, and that was it. That fast. That simple. By our final year, Chidi was the person I trusted most in the world. More than my brothers. More, honestly, than myself. In 2013, we both applied ...
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My First Day at the Law Court

Have you ever been to the Law Court?
What was your first day experience there?
Read about mine below.

My First Day at the Court.



The first day I entered the law court, I was happy and excited. But then, the unthinkable happened.

As we were seated at the back seat, we didn't hear most of the things that were going on.

There was a lot of noise at the front seats. Then, I heard a heavy sound like the one from Monday Monday hammer followed with a very loud masculine voice saying, "order! order!!

 Mean while I was getting very hungry, and I thought they understood my predicament and wanted to be of help. So I replied from the back, "Fried rice and chicken, one bottle of coke and a cup of ice-cream."

Consequently, before I could say one more word I was locked up in a small room in the Court. If not for God and my influential father I would've smelt real pepper that day. I thank God I didn't spend a night in that court's small prison .


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