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Shocking turns of events

A poor boy was in love with a rich man's daughter…one day the boy proposed to her and the girl said…”Hey! Listen, your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses..How can I be involved with you..? How could you have thought of that? I can never love you, so forget about me and get engaged to someone else at your level” But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily…..Some time 10 years later they stumbled into each other in a shopping mall. The lady again said….,”Hey.. ! You! How are you? Now I’m married and do you know how much my husband’s salary is..? $15,700 per month! Can you beat that? And he is also very smart” The guy’s eyes got wet with tears on hearing those words from the same lady… A few seconds later, her husband came around but before the lady could say a word her husband seeing the guy, said……“Sir you’re here and you’ve met my wife..” Then he said to his wife,”This is my boss, I’m also one of those working on his $100 million project! And do you know a fact

My Father's Goat...(Poem)

My Father's Goat: My father's goat The most troublesome goat I've ever seen. It eats its shares And tries to tamper with our own too. I remember when I was young And my mother was strong . She served me my share And my father's goat its own. The goat finished its share And made its way down my place. It gored me at the back And down I fell. It took over my meal And left me to cry. Oh my meal! My delicious meal! Mum ran down to help But my meal had gone down the drain. She hit the goat hard And away it ran. She took me by the hand And up I stood. She wiped my tears And sat me down. She let out a shout And here it goes What a goat! Oh my God! It's my father's goat The domestic terrorist Who terrorised my life In my father's house.