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Shocking turns of events

A poor boy was in love with a rich man's daughter…one day the boy proposed to her and the girl said…”Hey! Listen, your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses..How can I be involved with you..? How could you have thought of that? I can never love you, so forget about me and get engaged to someone else at your level” But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily…..Some time 10 years later they stumbled into each other in a shopping mall. The lady again said….,”Hey.. ! You! How are you? Now I’m married and do you know how much my husband’s salary is..? $15,700 per month! Can you beat that? And he is also very smart” The guy’s eyes got wet with tears on hearing those words from the same lady… A few seconds later, her husband came around but before the lady could say a word her husband seeing the guy, said……“Sir you’re here and you’ve met my wife..” Then he said to his wife,”This is my boss, I’m also one of those working on his $100 million project! And do you know a fact

My First Day at the Law Court

Have you ever been to the Law Court? What was your first day experience there? Read about mine below. My First Day at the Court. The first day I entered the law court, I was happy and excited. But then, the unthinkable happened. As we were seated at the back seat, we didn't hear most of the things that were going on. There was a lot of noise at the front seats. Then, I heard a heavy sound like the one from Monday Monday hammer followed with a very loud masculine voice saying, "order! order!!  Mean while I was getting very hungry, and I thought they understood my predicament and wanted to be of help. So I replied from the back, "Fried rice and chicken, one bottle of coke and a cup of ice-cream." Consequently, before I could say one more word I was locked up in a small room in the Court. If not for God and my influential father I would've smelt real pepper that day. I thank God I didn't spend a night in that court's small prison . If it